Maury?

Why do people insist on being crazy? It is beyond me! Let me start from the beginning..


Facebook IM from some woman: Does your husband have a black cat tattoo?
Yes, he does, for the record, its a panther.

This woman goes on to tell me, she met my husband when she was 18, and he fathered her child, but ditched her and ran away from a dna test when the court ordered it.


I was fuming, beyond pissed! I called my husband screaming at him. Do you know so and so? was the first question I asked, his answer no. As I got more information from her and was relaying it to him over the phone. She claims she changed her name after her mother died in 2005. uhm....ok So we go back and forth and she is telling me that she doesn't want anything but a dna test. No child support, just wants her nine year old to know her dad. I pry and pry for information, gathering as much as I can. Well, because several red flags were being raised. When we finally figured out who she was, he did not meet her when she was 18. She was older than him, much older. She was 27 years old. Then she kept mis-spelling her own kid's name. I asked for pictures, she sent me cell phone pictures that were so tiny, you could not tell what was even in the picture.

Then this woman tells me, she don't want anything from me, but she has told her nine year old about him and she wants her daughter to come move in with us! wtf? First off, he is completely denying that he got her pregnant...but I was like, maybe there is a possibilty so we should get a dna test, and go from there. I asked this woman when her daughter was born? she gives me the date of August 7th and the year. I count back nine months..it comes to November. I tell my husband, are you sure you were not seeing her during the months of October or November ten years ago? He pulls up his military records...he was deployed!! Not only was he deployed to Spain but had been deployed from July of that year until Febuary of the next year.

Today, I send her a message..and tell her that it can not be his child because obviously he wasn't even in the country. I swear you are not going believe me...but she says...oh, she's not nine years old..she is ten! What? how do you not know your child's age? Please!

My husband said he did date her, but figured out she was a little crazy and broke up with her. When he broke up with her, she did the normal, please take me back, I can't live without you. When that did not work, she said she was pregnant with twins and then called to say she had miscarried. She was stalking him and wouldn't leave him alone, his command had to get involved.

I was not around ten years ago, or even nine years ago...but seriously? I think I can do math. She keeps telling me how she loves him, but he don't love her...he loves me. She just wants him to be happy!

I don't know what to do with this crazy woman!